So a resident called North Ridgeville Police this week and said he had a raccoon in his dishwasher.
“Luckily we had our resident Absurd Animal Call Officer, Ptlm John Metzo, on shift,” report Police.
You may remember Ptlm Metzo from such hits as “There’s a kangaroo hopping next to my car” and “Um….a cow just fell out of a trailer driving down the road.” The North Ridgeville Police Department proudly brings you our newest offering “There’s a raccoon on my dish rack.”
Apparently said raccoon busted through the bathroom light, ransacked the kitchen, then took a well deserved nap in the washer.
All in a day’s work……for John.
*No raccoons were harmed in the making of this post.