Wednesday , 12 May 2021

There’s a Raccoon in My Dishwasher!

So a resident called North Ridgeville Police this week and said he had a raccoon in his dishwasher.

Wait. What?

“Luckily we had our resident Absurd Animal Call Officer, Ptlm John Metzo, on shift,” report Police.

You may remember Ptlm Metzo from such hits as “There’s a kangaroo hopping next to my car” and “Um….a cow just fell out of a trailer driving down the road.” The North Ridgeville Police Department proudly brings you our newest offering “There’s a raccoon on my dish rack.”

Apparently said raccoon busted through the bathroom light, ransacked the kitchen, then took a well deserved nap in the washer.

All in a day’s work……for John.

*No raccoons were harmed in the making of this post.

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